Pete
Key Card (easy)

Max
Model Train? (too big)
Review column (how to cut out?)
“Jokes” notepad (impersonal?)
Improv class workshop (too cool?)

Ally
Championship picture? (she’s not even there)
Report card (check school)
Old ball? (too big)

Willow
Slam poetry (too mean)
Pen pal letter (get rid of this guy)
Bracelet (possible)

Dear [scratched out], I’ve been watching you for a while. TOO CREEPY

Hey [scratched out], you don’t know me, but I think we have lots in common. We have a darkness— COULD READ WRONG

[scratched out], I’ll say it stright, you inspire me. You’re bold, and cool, and you know what’s wrong with the world.

You’re what’s wrong with me. EW, GET OUT

Look [scratched out], leave those three weirdos in the dust. Together, we can fix everything. MAYBE?

If you’re reading this, then you Ominent clowns finally got your act together and “domesticated” some soldier ants. You can have your Omni-Tools and your knick-knacks back. I took what I needed.

Honestly, I didn’t even need to grab all this. I just enjoyed watching you dweebs struggle without your little Omni-Things. You know you can build your own tools, right? Of course you don’t. You aren’t real survivors, you’re playing pretend. It’s a bit sad.

But not as sad as selling your soul to the highest bidder.