An Ominent Log found in the Onboarding Facility.

An Ominent Log found in the Onboarding Facility.

An Ominent Log found in the Onboarding Facility.

An Ominent Log found in the Onboarding Facility.

An Ominent Log found in the Onboarding Facility.

An Ominent Log found in the Onboarding Facility.

An Ominent Log found in the Network Center.

An Ominent Log found in the Network Center.

An Ominent Log found in the Network Center.

An Ominent Log found in the Network Center.

An Ominent Log found in the Network Center.

An Ominent Log found in the Network Center.

An Ominent Log found in The Park.

New Sightings: 34 (48 including footprints)
Captured O.R.C. Specimen: 89 (misc. species)
Confirmed Surveillance Points: 8 identified
Data Breaches: 5 detected

The subject remains active at unpredictable times of day, and often escapes surveillance detail during shift rotations or through unconventional means of traversal including “web slinging” as ID 651 puts it.

Enjoined to this report is an annotated copy of the recently released psychological profile conducted on the subject based off field notes. Dispose after reading.

The field team is of the opinion that this profile greatly understates the unstable emotional state of the subject, and the possibility for catastrophic damage if she were to attack our installations.

Further action under pending approval by management.

Please people, take your personal belongings back to your desk after using the nap room. I don’t care if you work all the way up the fifth floor.

This is a top secret facility. We do not have top secret janitorial staff.

Nobody wants to spend half their afternoon break cleaning up empty coffee mugs, sweaty blankets, or dirty socks out of the bunk before they can lie down for a minute.

Some of us have young children. WE. ARE. TIRED.

Respectfully,

ID 867 - Engineering Team

Creature Taming Proposal Review
Network Center Strike Team

PRESENT
Employee IDs 141, 884, 426, 112

ABSENT
Employee ID 189 (Sick Leave)

ID 426: So… Operation Traffic Light was a bust. Think, people! If we keep messing up, we’ll never solve this before the other strike teams. I’m not letting 427 figure this out first.

ID 884: Perhaps we should not assume insects can only perceive fast-moving objects?

ID 141: But, the data doesn’t lie! All our research shows insects see things at a different speed than mammals. It’s settled science.

ID 884: Evidently this is not consistent across the spatial displacement spectrum, judging by our colleague’s emergency visit to the hospital.

ID 426: What did you tell the EMT by the way?

ID 112: Tiger attack.

ID 426: Wow.

Category: Raw Science Processing
Date: 08.18.92
Time: 02:47 AM
Energy input: 0.3 kW
Duration: 40s
Subject: 50 mL of plasmic SNPI-42Z particle (Raw Science)
Location: [REDACTED]
Supervising Scientist: Employee ID 554

Pre-Test Notes
Following updated grilling protocol instructions acquired through proprietary archival data, we hope to process upwards of five times the previous known limit quantity of Raw Science using water as a medium. This time it’s the right one, boys.

Results
The updated grilling protocol we obtained appears to have been somehow deficient. The experiment proceeded as planned until superheated water vapor disturbed the stabilized plasma and caused a catastrophic release of energy. Be glad we conduct those experiments at night, otherwise we’d have an eyewitness issue to solve.

Special Communique
To the attention of: Employee ID 78, Network Center

Mr. Thompson, it has come to the attention of the archival team—through careful examination of field reports submitted in your name—that you appear to have misunderstood the intent of such reporting.

While partaking in occasional “people watching” is an accepted use of break time, the field archive team is not an audience for diatribes about subjects of low corporate interest.

Ominent Practical Technologies has no direct use for endless documentation about the no-doubt many pretty girls visiting Brookhollow Park on sunny afternoons. This is not what our state-of-the-art camera network is for.

From now on, please refrain from filing any more documents with the bureau without management approval.

Hey, we haven’t met but I’m ID 993. I just started this week. I think we share the same desk. Except I’m day shift.

Look, I don’t know anyone here yet but I thought since, you know, same chair. We’re practically friends already!

And since we’re friends, you can tell me directly and honestly… what is up with all the biological waste going in and out of the science division? What do they need toenails for? I can’t make heads or tails of those shipping manifestos.

Help a buddy out, yeah?

To be delivered directly to Ms. Sloane Beaumont.

Below is a summarized version of our most recent psychological profile of [REDACTED]:

Despite her notable capabilities, [REDACTED] exhibits a desire for external validation; she wants to be seen and heard. She’s staged several maneuvers in front of our cameras, dismantling surveillance equipment only after she’s “put on a show.”

That being said, her distaste for authority is clear. [REDACTED] will reject obvious solutions out of pride if she feels she cannot reclaim them as her own.

This aversion has proven useful in many ways, as [REDACTED] has developed truly remarkable workarounds to problems that even Ominent had yet to solve. When provided with the right resources, her ingenuity rivals that of our best engineers.

However, she lacks emotional maturity and is unable to regulate her temper. For this, and other reasons, she is dangerous. It is imperative that we acknowledge the risk she poses to Ominent if she be allowed to continue her activities here in the park.

Please see the rest of the report for recommended procedures moving forward.

Date: October 20th, 1992

Sign-in time - Employee ID - Department:

06:44 - ID# 136 - Administration
06:59 - ID# 264 - Network Analysis
07:00 - ID# 265 - Network Analysis
07:24 - ID# 884 - Domestication Program
07:26 - ID# 112 - Domestication Program
07:31 - ID# 54 - Engineering
07:35 - ID# 368 - Relay Station
07:44 - ID# 141 - Domestication Program
07:45 - ID# 426 - Domestication Program
07:48 - ID# 993 - Relay Station
07:51 - ID# 201 - Field Research
07:53 - ID# 159 - Relay Station
07:58 - ID# 78 - Relay Station
08:00 - ID# 723 - Relay Station
08:02 - ID# 867 - Engineering
08:05 - ID# 142 - Field Research
09:34 - ID# 33 - Management

We need to move ALL the eggs to a secure location. We can’t risk them falling into the hands of our former friend and colleague, not until we have cracked the solution to taming and get the credit we deserve. Please circulate this memo widely but do NOT circulate the location of the eggs more than necessary.

An Ominent Log found in The Park.

Congratulations!

You have been selected to trial Ominent Practical Technologies, Park Division’s brand new Omni-Tool digging attachment.

Visit the nearest Ranger Station to unlock upgrades for your standard issue Omni-Tool. This new attachment allows you to dig up soil samples, find underground delicacies, and bury your deceased colleagues in the event of their untimely demise.

You will be required to provide some vegetation samples to purchase this upgrade. Raw Science not included.

Be your best, and our best!

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sloane Beaumont

Ominent Practical Technologies is not responsible for any shovel-related injury during or outside of work hours.